The Tale of the Murdered Pelican

It has become a little tiresome these days seeing “RIP Player X” on social media platforms when someone gets dunked on. When one’s eye drifts towards those types of words it’s always a bad feeling as at some point, it will actually mean what it’s meant to.

In related news, LA Laker Xavier Henry put his name forward for Dunk of the Year with this one handed smash on New Orleans Pelican big man Jeff Withey.

Rest In Pieces to this murdered, seven-foot Pelican. If only we were talking about the team’s mascot.


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